Front. Happy Birthday! I must warn you, however, that you have just
turned the corner into a very dangerous period of your life.
||CP1239R. Front. Who
knew hooking up on line could be such fun.
||CP187. Front. I believe
you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why my
house is a mess...
||CP185.Front. The most
important thing in life, besides being fascinating, is having a good
||CP183. Front. Always
carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always
carry a small snake. W.C.Fields.
|Inside. Your inner
child is now an adolescent
||Inside. And that I
would be lucky enough to catch you.
||Inside. I mean, really,
who wants to clean house on the last day of her life?
||Inside. ...and a housekeeper,
a fast car, a slow man, and an excess of free time! I hope you get
everything you want on your birthday.
||Inside. Happy Birthday!
(I'll bring the flagon, you bring the snake)
|CP184. Front. Life
is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the
impossible and bear the intolerable,
||CP1222B. It takes at
least two to get one into trouble....
||CP1218B. Good girls
go to heaven.
||CP175. Front. Some
say the glass is half empty others say the glass is half full.
||CP1238B. Front. Birthdays
are such a trip...
|Inside. Oh relax, it's
just another birthday.
||Inside: And I have
two margaritas waiting, so le's go! Happy Birthday.
||Inside: But naughty
girls go everywhere else! So save the prayersand celebrate. Happy
||Inside. I say who gives
a rat's ass as long as the bottle's nearby. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
||Inside.Hence the desperate
and immediate need for a happy hour
|CP1227B. For your birthday
I'm setting you up with a handsome young golf professional.
||CP1215E. Always leave
them wondering what is the more interesting piece of work, you or
||CP1233B. Front.. If
you get arrested, a good friend will come bail you out. A best friend
will be in the cell next to you saying, " Damn that was fun!"
||CP1224B. She found
the idea of a Toy Boy intriguing....but couldn't stop wondering if
he came in a bigger size.
||CP1225J. I HAVE A "SPECIAL
|Inside: Hope you'll
get to play around! Happy Birthday
||Inside:It's all about
||Inside: Happy birthday
to my partner in crime.
||Inside: Hope your birthday
is a HUGE success!
||Inside: ANYTHING FUN,
FATTENING, OR ALCOHOLIC! WANT TO JOIN ME?
|CP1250 As we grow older
we all aspire to live a proper, decnt and respectable life...
||CP1249B The secret
to staying young? Live honestly, learn to relax, exercise every day
||CP1237B. Front. Happy
||CP1217A. The winter
of love can be as passionate as the summer of first romance.
|Inside. But thank God
cheap wine, charming men and poor judgement keep getting in the way!
||Inside: Lie about your
age! Happy Birthday to an ageless beauty
||Inside: You don't look
a day older than you're pretending to be.
||Inside: It just takes a little time
to warm things up! Happy Anniversary.
||Inside: Oh for crying